Challenge: If you can guess the Christmas song that the following lyric excerpts belong to, then you win a free copy of my upcoming book I Don’t Drink Alone and Other Lies.

Simply write the song to which the lyric belongs (in order) in the comments section.

Challenge closes December 24th at midnight, moments before Santa comes clattering down your chimney. 

Here goes:

“…I’m gonna make a lot of money and quit this crazy scene…”

“…Now we are tall and Christmas trees are small…”

“…folks dressed up like Eskimos…”

“…how many people are crying, people are dying, people are asking for love?…” 

“…door bells and sleigh bells and warm schnitzel with noodles…”

“…bells on a wintry night with a friendly fire burning warm and bright,,,”

“…Once bitten twice shy, I keep my distance but you still catch my eye…”

“…you will get a sentimental feeling, when you hear voices singing let’s be jolly…”

“…someday soon we all will be together if the fates allow…”

“…a long time ago in Bethlehem the holy piper said…”

Good luck, everyone and have yourself a Merry little Christmas. 

December 26: Winner-Kevin Shaw 🙂