What do Forrest Gump and Donald Trump have in common? They both made it to the White House, for starters. So, if life is like a box of chocolates in Forrest Gump’s time then what is it now? Perhaps it’s like a bag of chips?
Let’s add salt & Vinegar to the wound, shall we? I’m guessing we’ll get a little more Southern BBQ with Dill Pickle on the side. There may be a shortage of Tortilla chips though. But as Mamma Gump explained to Forrest, “…ya never know what you’re gonna get.”
Our neighbors to the South got Trumped and so did we by proximity, exactly how, is yet to be seen.
While stupid is as stupid does, we have to make the best of what God gave us according to Mamma Gump. I can’t think of more apt advice, today, the day after the presidential election. A wise woman, that Mamma Gump. Another wise woman? Mamma Clinton. She told us to “Keep an open mind.” and that “…the Democratic process is something we work at everyday.” [ctt title=”‘The Democratic process is something we work at everyday. It\’s not something we do once every four years.'” tweet=”[ctt title=”‘The Democratic process is something we work at everyday’-Hilary Clinton” tweet=”‘The Democratic process is something we work at everyday’-Hilary Clinton @lisalisathom http://ctt.ec/d98SY+” coverup=”d98SY”].
So, whether you prefer dill pickle chips or not, if that’s the only flavor being served, you might have to taste one or two.
Forrest: “What is my destiny, mamma?”
Mamma: “Whatever you make of it.”
Make of it, he did. So did Trump.
Forrest, by some divine intervention, had the opportunity to meet the President of the United States, John F. Kennedy. His seemingly below average IQ, led him to extraordinary places in his lifetime. I wonder, if he met the President today, what words of wisdom would Donald Trump have for him? Hopefully something besides “You’re fired!”.
Trump, by some divine intervention (I know—it’s called a vote) has become the President of the United States. I bet Trump and Gump could have a meaningful conversation not only about the future of their country, but the odd sequence of events that brought them both to the White House.
It’s true, you never know what you’re going to get. At least with a bag of chips, once opened, they’re all the same except for their shape. Forrest Trump or Donald Gump for President…either one seems feasible at this point. Life is not only like a box of chocolates, but it’s stranger than fiction and dill pickle chips.
The people have spoken. That’s it.
Now, relax and eat your chips (I would avoid the box of chocolates for now). At least you can choose your favorite flavor. If that doesn’t work, you can always run up here, to Canada.
“That’s all I have to say about that.”-Forrest Gump
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Tamara
November 14, 2016 at 7:59 pmPerhaps I will run to you!
I do wonder what my overseas (or over the border) friends think of the election and the wisdom I’m getting is astonishing – like this analogy!
As for dill pickle chips, I’m intrigued!
lisa
November 15, 2016 at 11:34 amWE have moose here, too 😀 Hehe, the dill pickle chips are kind of gross although I like pickles. Seems as though the results have stunned the world.
Jane Thrive
November 14, 2016 at 3:15 pmIt’s been waves–despair, depression, hope and peace with loving the people in my sphere, then stories of “go back your country” on the playground, in gas stations, on the bridge at University of Minnesota. The part I’m having trouble processing is that now acts of racism and sexism have been emboldened by the election results, the ugliness of those actions have always been there, but now more so than ever. That millions of people would stand up to someone who “brags” about assaulting women in the words of our FLOTUS, as just a start as to the many hurtful things he has said and done. And it feels personal.
p.s. we shall see what we shall see, but like many of us who have encountered and lived with abusers, they do and say nice things here and there, then confuse you, then turn it around that there’s something wrong with YOU for feeling confused or doubtful. i.e. on his latest t.v. 20/20 interview, gay marriage is a fact already decided by case law (supreme court), but roe v. wade and a woman’s right to abortion has not been settled/decided by a much older case…? (wait, let’s have an open mind because it sounds like he’ll leave gay marriage alone, but then in the next second walks back on his very reasoning when related to a different issue?)
ugh! Sorry for the long response. I do appreciate your humorous tint, lisa, goodness knows i’ve been cherishing love and laughter in these last few days post-election where i can find it. <3
lisa
November 15, 2016 at 11:31 amFirst, no need to apologize for your long comment. You have a lot to say. There’s no doubt in my mind that Trump winning this election is like opening a wound especially for women who have been through what you have. Any woman who has been abused, physically or verbally—assaulted, harassed, minimized, told they don’t matter…will be horrified by a man like this in power. Not once during his campaign, did he demonstrate any respect for women. He says empty things like “No one respects women like I do.” Talk about empty words. Show, don’t tell!!
As for his backwards views on policies like gay marriage, a woman’s right to choose, even global warming—it is beyond disturbing. I could go on and on here but i won’t. I could have written a dark post about my frustration with this man and all he represents but instead, I chose to use humor to vent.
That said, I see that he has eased up on his ridiculous statements on the issues. He has softened since he has won. Is it sincere? Like you say, these types of men can be very charming but then—BAM. See how long my reply is? Haha. Thanks for adding to the discussion here, Jane xo
Charlotte
November 14, 2016 at 6:50 amThank you for this. I haven’t quite made peace with the outcome yet, but I’m open to possibilities because what we need more of right now are hope and compassion. I just don’t want to be another voice that adds to the noise… mindfulness has helped a lot lately. And also staying off of social media and surrounding myself with my personal happy.
Appreciate your gift of wit and your incredibly words always <3 Thank you, sweet friend!
lisa
November 15, 2016 at 11:21 amIt’s going to take some time I’m guessing. Do be a voice that adds to the noise 😉 Hope and compassion are important, totally agree! Yes, that’s a good idea and I noticed that G+ was chock full of negative Trump/melania stuff and honestly, who needs to be bombarded by it? That’s why I took a light approach to venting. Thank you, so much Charlotte!
Charlotte
November 15, 2016 at 1:18 pmThanks so much for saying that, Lisa
I’ve been feeling really down about things lately. I mean, I’m upset about the outcome but more so by the way it’s making people around me behave. One of my friends called to say that his ex (someone he’s been friends with nearly 20 years and in our circle of friends) demanded he explain his decision to vote for Trump so she could decide whether to stay FB friends with him or not. That behavior is so ugly to me that I’ve just been unplugging and distancing myself. I hope this all blows over soon. I really do.
And you’re right–humor/lighthearted jokes are always appreciated. Sometimes you just have to find the funny 🙂
XOXO,
Charlotte
lisa
November 15, 2016 at 2:19 pmThat’s really sad. I mean, a person’s vote truly is their business and no one has a right to question that. We can express our opinions without putting down the supporters. I think it will blow over eventually. What Trump does with this position of power remains to be seen. In fact, he may surprise us (fingers crossed). Enjoy your social media break and find comfort in good people, wine and ice cream! xoxo
Balroop Singh
November 13, 2016 at 10:33 amI don’t think life is like a box of chocolates…to much of sweetness is often deceptive and detrimental but it is ironic that deceptions are interwoven into what we call life…hope always keeps shimmering…so hope is what we all bank on especially at such times…good or bad, they never remain the same and therefore I say…there is always next time. There is always a streak of light that can guide even those who appear to be hopeless! May God bless Trump with some of His wisdom and kindness.
lisa
November 13, 2016 at 12:01 pmWhat a lovely and hopeful comment, Balroop! This: “There is always a streak of light that can guide even those who appear to be hopeless! May God bless Trump with some of His wisdom and kindness.” He could use a little help in that department. 🙂
Ellen Shook
November 13, 2016 at 7:53 amWhat a great, timely post. We need some wit and wisdom at the moment. It seems that all week, there have been protests everywhere, some not so peaceful. There is a groundswell movement, also, to get rid of that Electoral College, and possibly to change some of their votes before their formal vote on December 19. I will heartedly support that movement, although I am not holding my breath.
lisa
November 13, 2016 at 12:00 pmThank you, Ellen! Forrest Gump kept popping into my head the morning after the election. I knew there was some connection to Trump…LOL. I tried to make some light on the perplexing situation. I’m not surprised there’s been a huge backlash because actually, Hillary won the popular vote. If it wasn’t for that Electoral College, as you mention, the results may have been different. I don’t understand the political process but it seems like it may not be working the way it was intended. Thanks for weighing in, Ellen. Always nice to see you!
Liv
November 13, 2016 at 6:04 amSorry. I need lots of chocolate. And wine.
lisa
November 13, 2016 at 11:56 amNo apologies necessary, Liv. I don’t blame you! I believe this election has hit women hard.
My Inner Chick
November 12, 2016 at 12:04 pm–All of the people have not spoken,
but they are now thru protests & hopefully,
this will bring a peaceful change!
Trump NEEDS to prove himself GREATLY to
be called the President of the United States.
I shall not call him that until he earns it.
Great post, Lisa! xx Kiss from MN
lisa
November 13, 2016 at 11:56 amI agree, Kim. Hopefully he will rise to the task and you can call him your President. People have spoken with their vote however, the system seems to circumnavigate the democratic process. I don’t get it! Thanks, Kim! xo
kimbacaffeinate
November 12, 2016 at 10:01 amStranger than fiction is right.
lisa
November 13, 2016 at 11:37 amIndeed, Kim! We couldn’t even write a book about this one and make it believable. 🙂
Marcia @ Menopausal Mother
November 11, 2016 at 6:54 pmLove love love this post, Lisa! I have been feeling like this since the recent election. At first I was horrified by the results, but I’ve accepted it now, even though I have no idea what the future holds for my country. Like that box of chocolates, I dont know what we’re gonna get, but we are all in this together, so we might as well stand united.
lisa
November 11, 2016 at 9:54 pmNo doubt. It’s kind of scary and no one expected him to actually WIN. But you’re right that there is an amount of acceptance that has to happen so you can look to the future. Stand united, good idea! Nice to see you, Marcia!
Jeri
November 11, 2016 at 10:43 amI’m reminded of this quote by Benjamin the Donkey from Animal Farm: “Benjamin was the only animal who did not side with either faction. He refused to believe either that food would become more plentiful or that the windmill would save work. Windmill or no windmill, he said, life would go on as it had always gone on– that is, badly.”
lisa
November 11, 2016 at 4:29 pmWell that’s a quote for the times, Jeri. Hopefully life will go on and improve. Hope.
Shelley
November 10, 2016 at 1:02 pmGood analogy. Sometimes you end up coughing and choking on the chip…or if its an unknown chocolate….perhaps you spit it out….
lisa
November 10, 2016 at 3:16 pmUnknown chocolates are the worst, especially if you’re expecting caramel. I’ve spit out many chocolates 😛 Chips, not as much. Thanks for stopping by, Shell!